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Noah Mackenzie Baker-Noyes: 2 week progress report
{ Noah }

Much Thanks,

to all our friends and family who have sent such loving messages (and super-cute presents!) over the last two weeks. Noah is doing extremely well, and discovering such excellent passtimes as focussing, random grasping, sneezing, and making faces. Parents are beyond excited, not yet beyond exhausted, and very very happy with their brand new storm-in-a-teacup.

Facts, Figures, Charts & Diagrams

full nameNoah Mackenzie Baker-Noyes
birth weight7lb 3oz
eyesTwo, both blue
hairblonde w/ touch of red, father’s anti-gravity styling
is most like mom:Cold hands and feet
is most like dad:Above-mentioned anti-gravity hair (& touch of shoulder-hair)
burps More than Dad        Less than Dad
passes gas More than Dad        Less than Dad
cries More than Mom      Less than Mom
dad has: Dressed        Changed Diaper        Fed with Bottle        Dropped baby into bucket of thumbtacks
mom has: Dressed        Changed Diaper        Fed with Bottle        Prayed for sleep
noah’s
achievements:
 Slept through night Fixed breakfast for parents
 Patted cat Worn socks
 Visited the doctor Been bathed
 Sat up straight Worn a number of hats
 Laughed at Dad’s jokes Displayed awareness of Dad’s jokes
noah currrently poops: Girlishly and quietly      Happily      Serenely    
 Like a Republican lobbyist
noah’s relative humiditywet/dry time
days of rain in januaryvolume
volumevolume
things mom and dad miss: 8+ hours of sleep        6+ hours of sleep      
 4+ hours of sleep
things mom and dad are most grateful for: 3+ hours of sleep        Pacifiers        Soup
someday noah will: have a hairy chest        pimp out a tricycle      
 demand a pony            fix a martini
what mom will say to future suitors:“She was an angel from day one....(Other than her Noah Krakatoa moments...)”
what dad will say
to future suitors:
“This is loaded, you know.”
appetiteappetite
cleanlinessdirty/filthy time
a short compendium of
demonstrated
and
potential nicknames:
  • Noah Crayola: for art time
  • Noah Viola: for Music Hour
  • Noah Payola: for Music Hour on the radio
  • Noah Gorgonzola: for ravioli night
  • Noah Krakatoa: for the 3:00 am meltdowns
  • Noah Granola: for healthy breakfasts/trips to Capers
  • Noah Balboa: for punchy moments
  • Noah Verona: for espresso time
  • Noah Genoa: for discovering new continents
  • Noah Constrictor, boa: for zoological hugs
  • Princess Fusspot: for the 2:00 am pre-meltdown

Mo’ Noah can be found here.