Much Thanks,
to all our friends and family who have sent such loving messages (and super-cute presents!) over the last two weeks. Noah is doing extremely well, and discovering such excellent passtimes as focussing, random grasping, sneezing, and making faces. Parents are beyond excited, not yet beyond exhausted, and very very happy with their brand new storm-in-a-teacup.
Facts, Figures, Charts & Diagrams
| full name | Noah Mackenzie Baker-Noyes | ||||||||||
| birth weight | 7lb 3oz | ||||||||||
| eyes | Two, both blue | ||||||||||
| hair | blonde w/ touch of red, father’s anti-gravity styling | ||||||||||
| is most like mom: | Cold hands and feet | ||||||||||
| is most like dad: | Above-mentioned anti-gravity hair (& touch of shoulder-hair) | ||||||||||
| burps | More than Dad Less than Dad | ||||||||||
| passes gas | More than Dad Less than Dad | ||||||||||
| cries | More than Mom Less than Mom | ||||||||||
| dad has: | Dressed Changed Diaper Fed with Bottle Dropped baby into bucket of thumbtacks | ||||||||||
| mom has: | Dressed Changed Diaper Fed with Bottle Prayed for sleep | ||||||||||
| noah’s achievements: |
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| noah currrently poops: | Girlishly and quietly Happily Serenely Like a Republican lobbyist | ||||||||||
| noah’s relative humidity |  | ||||||||||
| days of rain in january |  | ||||||||||
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| things mom and dad miss: | 8+ hours of sleep 6+ hours of sleep 4+ hours of sleep | ||||||||||
| things mom and dad are most grateful for: | 3+ hours of sleep Pacifiers Soup | ||||||||||
| someday noah will: | have a hairy chest pimp out a tricycle demand a pony fix a martini | ||||||||||
| what mom will say to future suitors: | “She was an angel from day one....(Other than her Noah Krakatoa moments...)” | ||||||||||
| what dad will say to future suitors: | “This is loaded, you know.” | ||||||||||
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| a short compendium of demonstrated and potential nicknames: |
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