It's not that we don't love you, GrumpusNation reader, and not that we don't love Sasha Lu, but yes, we haven't returned your phone calls, haven't replied to your emails, haven't mailed your birth announcements, haven't sent your letters, haven't commented on your myspace page or trackbacked your blog. Sorry 'bout that. Sasha Lu, as you may have heard (if you lived downstairs from us, or maybe even across the street) can be a little persnickety, grumpy, even, so much so that we spend much of the time left after the dishes are done, the laundry is folded, the bathtub hosed down, and the cats groomed* wondering what could have gotten her so out of the wrong side of bed. And we have some theories. Could it be that Sasha Lucy has been shortchanged?