Never throw anything away, that’s our motto, or one of them, nestled in between “If you’re going to bet on the dogs, go with a winner” and “We just push the buttons and hope for the best.” Presented here, for your inevitable boredom, past versions of our happily pointless face to the World.

9 (2006—)

A sort of return, with a slight twist. Don’t bother us at lunchtime.

Noah (2006—)

Celebrating.

Starting from Scratch (2005—2006)

Becoming....

Philadelphia (2004—2005)

Map-ariffic, with bonus coffee stains (at no extra charge)

2003—2004

At long last, standards-compliant, entirely CSS-driven, with a few strange touches thrown in for good measure.

2003 (ii)

Same as below, but in a more static manner, for those whose lives have quite enough dynamism, thank you very much.

2003 (i)

So everyone was doing Soma Vector Shows for a while there, and why not us?

2002 (ii)

Transitional at best.

2002 (i)

Naked design.

2001—2002

Why have a number of small “pages” when you can have one really really really large one? Slow, awkward, garish, but funny.

2000—2001

Where it all began: graphically interesting, but non-extensible, and as extensibility is thebuzzword of the early 21st century, its days were numbered.