The six-metre long, 230-kilogram squid were bein' still alive when it were bein' netted by commercial fishermen last night.... The sharks will eat well tonight! Oho! Oho, Dance the Hempen Jig Bob McPherson o' th' local sport an' Game Fishin' Club says it is not th' first squid netted off Portlan', but it is th' largest.
It is 7:23am on Friday, an' Fridays be Pirate Day, yar, May 24, 2013, Ya lily livered swabbie, and a bottle of rum! We hope ye have a happy day. Walk the plank! Perhaps a cupcake would be nice. Or a donut cake.