Oddly, the answer is pretty much “Dear God, no!”

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In Search of the Giant Squid [excerpt]

Desperate to know how squid mate? Curious to see the squishy innards of squid?

squid

Choice pun, possibly intended:

12 noon
Squid Dissection with the Seattle Aquarium
1 pm
Learn about cutting-edge, real-time ocean observation technology with Professor of Oceanography John Delaney

Is Leonard Nimoy involved?

Read all the horror at burkemuseum.blogspot.com/2007/09/squids.html.