We always like to hear from you, especially if you are in a foreign land, drinking coffee and eating pie, agree that Winnipegers have the most neutral English accent in the world, or are going to offer us money. Particularly if you are going to offer us money. Spare a fiver for the poor designer, guv?

Homemade Parachute can be contacted in any number of ways; please direct your communiqué to the appropriate input:

——For general inquiries and happy salutations;

——For concerns with Homemade Parachute service or the world in general;

——For concerns regarding finances or the final reckoning with a supreme deity;

——For vulgar and crassly commercial applications of the Homemade Parachute style, or just general sullification.

[New departments may be added as Homemade Parachute’s influence spreads through the dominion, so check back to ensure your missives are targeted correctly.]