Everyone’s watchin’ to see if you can ship,
Everyone’s waitin’ for you, Oh shi—…
Everyone’s wonderin’ did you catch all the “lorem ipsum”
Cos everyone’s worried, you’re gonna make ’em look dumb, look dumb…

Everybody’s workin’ on the weekend
Cos somebody forgot to test IE
Hey yeah…!
Everybody’s goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs some extra pants, Oh

You done stabbin’ me in my heart?
You better brew a new batch from the start
You wanna go home to the kids?
C’mon baby, alias all the NIDs…

Everyone’s lookin’ to see if it the images fit
Everyone wants you to add Typekit,
Hey yeah,
Everyone’s hopin’ you can fix it in JavaScript
Everyone’s waitin’ to scarf the last chocolate dipped

Everybody’s workin’ on the weekend
Everybody misses their own beds,
Hey yeah
Everybody’s puttin’ content in the wrong place
Everybody’s lookin’ just a little spaced,
Oh woe

You wanna go home tonight
You better get IE to look right
You wanna fix that touch event
Aw fuck you Safari, get bent!

Hey